A Real Life Dramedy

How to Be a Killer

From loser to lover, and the laughs in between.
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The Story

A love story where the hero doesn't get the girl.

Love. Addiction. Cheating. And Murder. How to Be a Killer is a love story, where the hero doesn't get the girl at the end, but falls in love with life instead.

A Real Life Dramedy about excuses, comfort, fear, and the slow unglamorous work of becoming someone worth being.

How to Be a Killer is not a memoir, it's not a self-help book, it's a self improvement book. Read, Learn, & then Action.

"Some people die when they're 25 and aren't buried until they're 75." — Anonymous, from the book
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The Official Soundtrack

Every chapter of How to Be a Killer is scored to the music that shaped it. Stream the official soundtrack, Volume 1, on your platform of choice.

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Behind the Pages

The real moments the book is built from.

Every chapter in this book happened. The sonogram. The Golden Gate Bridge half-marathon, starting at six in the morning. The night his name got called on Kill Tony. This isn't a story about a killer — it's about killing the excuses, the comfort, and the old self standing between a loser and a lover.

Real photos referenced throughout the book
The Video Blog

How to Be a Killer: Volume Two

Watch it live as it unfolds — a polaroid-style video series following the next chapter in real time. The highs, the setbacks, and everything that doesn't make it into the book.

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